nothing “happened to me” sometimes i just wake up to the realization that i’m totally and completely full of shit and my life is embarrassing and i’m embarrassing and i need to like… just… not
fuck yah bitcheZ
White people trying to dance to African music is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life omg
shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that
ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.
ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg….
i have not stepped foot outside my house in two days. its like i’m on voluntary house arrest. its shown me a new level of boredom and realization of my deteriorating life.